Guyon BBM – In English Class
Di sebuah kelas bahasa inggris, ibu guru bertanya demikian:
Bu Guru : Good Morning Class, I want you to make a sentence using words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. You first, (menunjuk Murid 1).
Murid 1 (ranking 1-nya) : I like GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW.
Bu Guru : Not bad. Now …
Murid 4 : I teacher … I can make it.
Bu Guru : No, not you. (menunjuk murid 2), your turn.
Murid 2 (pernah les inggris) : I wear my GREEN t-shirt, with YELLOW skirt … and PINK shoes.
Bu Guru : Very good … Now …
Murid 4 : I teacher, I .. please.
Bu Guru : No. Next, (menunjuk murid 3), go on …..
Murid 3 (pernah ke Sg’pore) : I saw a GREEN tommatoes on a YELLOW table with a PINK cover.
Bu Guru : Sounds better. Now …
Murid 4 : I lah teacher … pleaseeeeeee dech aahhhh …
Bu Guru : Ok, go on (akhirnya menunjuk murid 4).
Murid 4 : (sambil kegirangan dan berdiri) …. I heard the phone ringing “GREEN … GREEN … ” so i PINK up the phone and said “YELLOW”
Bu Guru : *Tepok jidat ……..